Time: 11:48 PM*Shadow, using his home camcorder, sets up another one of his home-made promos. He is in the woods, by his mansion, as to make sure this promo goes uninterrupted. As he looks into the camera, -- with the “free“ championship over one shoulder; the tag team championship over the other -- he begins to speak with a sort of delectation in his voice.*
SHADOW
The prophesy of Darkness had been foretold, and now you all are seeing it come to pass. I am the first -- and last -- SW Cruiserweight champion. I am the first SW “Free” champion; I will touch upon that more later. I am half the first SW Tag Team champions. I am the first person to hold two titles at once here in SW -- Hell, I am the first person to hold more than one title, period, here in SW. And that’s just a start. Oh yeah. I’ve yet to reach my pique on what plan to do here. With this new Four Six-Sided Ring Battle Royal, I will soon be number one contender for the Supremacy title. Just give me time, and I will be holding every title in this federation. I am the embodiment of Supremacy. Khanrai and Redline better not get used to having their respective titles, as Darkness shall soon fall upon those hopes and dreams. I’ve already proved that I am better than anybody this federation has to offer. This Battle Royal will be a blow-over. And then I will be number one, not only in skill like I am now, but in the ranking system as well. I’ve already beaten them all. I am undefeated -- with only the exception of my first bout; but I won’t get into that. It is obvious that no one in Supreme Wrestling is prepared to wrestle the shadows within. I stand above all. And to prove that, I will now propose my guidelines for my “Free” title. The conventional wrestling match last for about eight to ten minutes, and end when one opponent gets a pinfall or submission over the other opponent. Well, I am willing to defend this title for a straight forty-five minutes every week. And in that forty-five minutes, I will prove over and over again just how much I stand over my adversaries. This title will only be defended in forty-five minute Last Man Standing matches. At the end of the time limit, whomever is the man who keeps his adversary down for a ten count the most amount of times will walk away champion. I, of course, call it a “Standing Tall” match; and thus this is my “Standing Tall” title. And whether I be standing tall above everybody while defending this belt or whether I am standing tall above everyone while winning the Battle Royal and become the Supremacy champion, one this remains constant: the Darkness Falls.
*With that, Shadow shuts off his home camcorder, thus ending his home-made promo.*
It Ain't Bragging, Motherfucker, When You Back It Up